Lyrics of Parivar Niyojan (Parody) - परिवार नियोजन

ye kaun hain, ye kaun hain
jo besahara hain
tum akele ho magar
ye pure gyarah hain
bolo bolo sathi nahi barati nahi ji
pujari nahi bikhari na
tare tare nahi mere dulare hai

mere chunno ko mere munno ko
kisi ki nazar na lage chashmebaddur
mere chunno ko mere munno ko
kisi ki nazar na lage chashmebaddur

are munno ki amma, kya ye to bata
teri football team ka nam kya hai
sach sach bata parbhu se na chhupa
isme sharmane ka bhala kam kya hai
munno ki amma ye to bata
teri football team ka nam kya hai

parbhu ye january feberuary march
april may june july august september
october november god me december pet me
khali khali tha ye ghar mera
bhar gaya isme tera dera
khali khali tha ye ghar mera
bhar gaya isme tera dera

amma ek roti de baba langoti de
amma ek roti de baba langoti de
ek tara bole tun tun tun
o shankar bhole sun sun
kaate lagte hai ye phul
humse ho gayi kaisi bhul
ek tara bole tun tun
o shankar bhole sun sun

jyot se jyot jagate rahe
roz diwali manate rahe
roz diwali manate rahe
aise diwane the hum apne
ghar me hi aag lagate rahe
roz diwali manate rahe

rup tera mastana pas mere na aana
phul koi fir se na khil jaye
rup tera mastana pas mere na aana
phul koi fir se na khil jaye

ye tum khud bhi samjh lo
aur sabko samjhao
apni chadar dekh ke, tum panw faialo
jao bhakat jaao, jaao bhakat jao

ae bhai jara dekh ke chalo
dekho tum karo shadi bhi
paida karo tum bache bhi
kam ho to lage ache bhi, ae bhai
ae bhai jara dekh ke chalo
dekho tum karo shadi bhi
paida karo tum bache bhi
kam ho to lage ache bhi, ae bhai